This Little Piper
This little Piper moved to Chicago, this little Piper went to market, this little Piper went to work, and this little Piper went wee wee wee all the way to this blog.
This Little Piper
"And our credo: “Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.” We gladly feast on those that would subdue us. Not just pretty words."
How I feel after talking to boring people.
"Roger Thornhill: No. No, Mother, I have not been drinking. No. No. These two men, they poured a whole bottle of bourbon into me. No, they didn’t give me a chaser."
The best representation of a smart diva feigning being in a huff.
Bourbon butter cookies or eggs this morning? I can’t decide…harumph.